Must the sock be green?
The sock MUST be
green! It can have a logo
or picture on it but the
sock itself must be green
The Rules
GSOLFOT
Signing guest books & emails
Every guest book that you visit should be signed with GSOLFOT as well as
your name. (This also applies to emails to lists). This will help in our effort
for global recognition; failure in this will result in the offender washing socks
Artisan Status
Artisan Status is given to
any member whose work is
deemed to be of a certain
quality and standard. You
can apply for A.S. or submit
someone else's name for
this award
Professional Idiot
The P.I is awarded by myself for service to the club and proving to me that
you truly are worthy of the title "Professional Idiot". If you want to get
technical, P.I. in training is something you choose yourself, but that doesn't
mean you will be promoted! Everyone is entitled to apply for a training
certificate but they are in limited supply. As a place becomes free (as
trainees get promoted) the next trainees get put on the list. In the
meantime other titles get awarded, but cannot be applied for, as and when
I feel that a member has shown suitability for such a position.
Chocolate cake and green champagne
Chocolate cake is "The Official Club Food". Of course as this is a virtual
club, the cake is virtual and therefore contains no calories. Our club drink is
a green champagne cocktail.
Unsubscribing/No mail/daily digests/individual mail
When going away on holiday, leaving, or when you need to change the way
you receive your mail please go to the yahoo list and then to your
preferences where you can change what you want.
Swaps
Swaps are run every now and then. We try to be friendly with our swaps
and not competitive. Each swap is usually worth about £5 or $9 US. We try
to pair you up with an international partner but if you find the shipping costs
a problem then you may choose to ask for a swap inside your own country.
Brussel sprouts
Brussel sprouts are banned inside any Official club building. The mention
of them on the list is also banned, as is insinuation of the same, teasing,
pictures or hints.
Squiggles and stars
If you see strange marks after a persons name it means they have earned a
"squiggle". These are earned just by participation in the club. If you have been
showing keenness or have done something special, I will add a squiggle on the
Officers Page. These are rarely announced so you will have to check on a regular
basis to see if you have earned anything.
*** = #     ~ ~ ~ = ^    # # # = %     ^ ^ ^ = Z    
ABC member is highest rank
The Calendar
The Calendar is open to you all, you can put special
dates in yourselves, Birthdays and anniversaries
gives us a chance to congratulate you!
NO dentist appointments though.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheGSOLFOTClub
Offices & Titles explained by Polly...........
It is easy to get an office...........first you need a title......
Think of one suitable for yourself, then you have to go to the site and check to see
whether the title you want is spoken for, if not you check with Noni and she ok's it.
Once you are given an office you then arrange with me (Caretaker with all the
keys) for me to give you the keys. I am resident janitor so to speak and I often walk
these corridors 24/7 making sure all the offices are kept in an orderly fashion and
that doors, hinges and plaques are in situ.
Once you have your keys I will engrave your title on your plaque and fit it ASAP.
To summarise
1. Get a title
2. Get an Office #
3. Move in and decorate and tell us what the decor is.
The Trails
The Trails are like Treasure hunts only on the internet. 20 questions given out one a
day. You collect the answers by looking through search engines and save them until
you have all 20 answers. Once finished you to send a list of the answers to The Oz (not
the list). If more than one person has the correct answers then the names are put in a
draw. You will learn about the trivia and interesting things you never knew you needed
to know! You will learn how to use search engines and more about your computer.
Once you have done one Trail it gets easier and easier, although that doesn't mean
that the questions get easier!
To anyone that has never attempted a Trail before, please ask on the list for the
members who regularly have played, they will tell you that although it can take time, and
sometimes be frustrating, it is well worth it in the end and it is certainly fun! One
question a day is really not too much time taken up is it? Please try the next Trail, even
if you have no faith in your ability you might be surprised how much you find out.
I will nudge along the newest members as I did the first time we played this, so any
serious problems please email me privately. I WILL NOT give out answers but I might
help you find out how to get them!
Email etiquette by Jacqui
When you want to include text from a Digest, please highlight only the text you
wish to quote, then hit "copy" and in your reply hit "paste".  
If you use keyboard commands hit <control> or <command> C to copy and
<control> or <command> V to paste. (The command keys are for the Mac.)  
Please do not hit "reply" to an entire Digest as it becomes very confusing when
the entire digest is printed in your email
Photographs
Any photographs should be sent to me, Noni, not
emailed to the list, or can be added to the Photos
section on the Yahoo groups page. Please make
sure that the pictures you send to me are sized
correctly at no more than 100dpi and about 6
inches at the widest/highest point.
If it is larger than 1 Meg I DO NOT want it.