Bri's secretary. Igor seems keen enough but he all fingers and thumbs. He has three thumbs actually.
" It'th unprofethional I know. I've been looking for a new right indexth finger for thum time.
Alath Nowadayth one cannot get the partth tho eathily!"
Igor lives with Marj "Interpreter to Teddies and Dollies and Keeper of the Flame" and Bri "Sergeant of Arms (knees
and bumpsadaisies)" also known as "Royal Forester and watcher of wood nymphs"
He is able to give anyone a hand, but please return it afterwards as his collection of spare parts are his pride and joy.
His friend Sgt Bumfluff and he spend many hours in the office sorting out forearms, in fact more than four arms, and
other body parts that could be useful to the sockees.
He once invented a cocktail for Bri to try, he calls it the Equalither, and the extra ingredient was "Ethenth of
fermented green thock" he said it give it that "extra kick" (Apparently he was a court jester for a while - way back).
Apparently he'd been at the castle for "many, many Yearth" as he puts it - before the GSOLFOT arrived. His great,
great grandfather helped build the place. He has "cleared up the meth" from many tours and in doing so has acquired
many useful "Bitth & Pietheth". (Shudder). He's good on ropes and doesn't fall to pieces in a crisis. He's too well
stitched together for that to happen. He says seeing Noni is "a motht joyuth occathion" .
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